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Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm

Age of the Fifth Sun, Apocalypse, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic messages, human history, internet mystery, Mayan Calendar, mysterious website, Mystery, new era, oct282011, Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm, OMINOUS, Prophecy, school campuses, schrodinger’s cat, Sixth Sun, solved, strange website, Warning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no mystery or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life puzzle waiting to be solved! Join us as we uncover the secrets of oct282011.com and unlock the mysteries of the Sixth Sun.

Rumor has it, the creators of the server are actually time travelers from the future, warning us of impending doom. But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan to save the world and it involves building epic structures and fighting off mobs like never before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, ancient prophecies, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind oct282011 and become a hero in the process. See you on the server, adventurer!

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	137	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Animals Bred:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mines Excavated:	4364
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

dimensionsteal.net

Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8256

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	955445

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!