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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	189
Runes Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Emeralds Found:	5606	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	377895
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!