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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	964809
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5662	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6793	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

TreasureQuest: Where we dig for diamonds and dreams! Join now for a chance to strike it rich in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of digging for buried treasure in real life and coming up empty-handed? Well, fear not my fellow treasure hunters, because on our Minecraft server, the buried treasure practically jumps out of the ground and into your inventory! Join us and become financially secure in no time, all while avoiding pesky pirates and deadly traps. Who needs a boring old metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure? So come on down to our server and start digging for that sweet, sweet loot!

Marine’s Booty Cove – A Minecraft Adventure like no other!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a box of fortune cookies? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for some crazy adventures and LOL-worthy moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!

NukeBusters Minecraft Server: Save the Day in Style!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate moral dilemma: disarm a nuke and save thousands of pixelated people OR nuke an entire city because some rich player wants a better view of the wasteland! And the best part? There are no real consequences either way, so go ahead and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!

Crafty Jew Crew vs. Sissy Sissiles

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe a few buildings)? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Iran and Israel can’t help but join in on the fun. With our arsenal of crazy plugins and epic builds, you’ll be laughing your way through creeper explosions and zombie hordes. Join now for a gaming experience that’s out of this world (literally, we have a spaceship build that will make Elon Musk jealous)! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos