| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1509 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6694 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 792 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6426 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Star Shards Collected: | 149 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3130 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4585 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4366 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2954 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6211 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9293 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
