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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.
you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.
come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.
