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4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Animals Bred:	56	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dimension Hops:	8	Potions Brewed:	125
Void Gems Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8816	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ores Mined:	2856	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7452
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	365
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6473	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Star Shards Collected:	124
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7831
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2709	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	217
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Potions Brewed:	114
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!