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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	686	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	1969	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	788
Emeralds Found:	3610	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6084
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Votes:	6623
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	65
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	197	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8138

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Star Shards Collected:	129
Mines Excavated:	1800	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7461
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	410244
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.