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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5649 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 126685 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 1948 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
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