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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8707 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Crops Grown: | 3629 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!
