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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 249
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8177 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5209
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Potions Brewed: 122
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6342
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Chimeras Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9154
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 461 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

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  • Tophat

    Tophat
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9569
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8632
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Animals Bred: 120
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9936
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 New Chunks Explored: 776146
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Alien Abductions: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4876
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3097 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 179 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 7319
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2732
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2051
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

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