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Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	7360	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3696	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	710
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cursed Sports Team Minecraft SMP

Bad Luck, cursed, cursed franchise, cursed history, cursed sports franchise, cursed sports team, Doomed, Hexed, Jinxed, Minecraft, smp, sports, sports curse, sports hex, sports jinx, sports misfortune, sports superstition, sports team, sports woes, TEAM, team curse, Unfortunate, Unlucky, unlucky team

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ores Mined:	5700
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the most cursed sports team you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a team of zombie pigmen challenge you to a game of soccer using TNT blocks as the ball. And guess what? The referee is a creeper wearing a whistle around its neck!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground arena where players battle it out in intense PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superhuman strength.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a sports team that’s more cursed and chaotic than this one? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!