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CraftyFarts Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	3491	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, /v/ plays Sburb, you’ll be building epic towers that reach the heavens themselves! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie pigs with nothing but a carrot, or taming wild ocelots to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover rare treasures like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock with a single swing! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the mystical Potion of Invisibility, allowing you to prank your friends by sneaking up on them and stealing their precious diamonds!

And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle. Just imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and maybe even a pet creeper who won’t explode in your face!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /v/ plays Sburb and let the insanity begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	110
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it.

Join us for the chance to get “raped” by a towering Amazonian goddess… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget building, forget exploring, forget survival – here, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies in blocky form.

We guarantee you’ll never find another server that offers such a unique and questionable experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

#youtube, archival, Birthday Calendar, BLOCK, bonanza, Clips, Community, indie, japanese, Koikatsu, lig, Mania, Minecraft, non-English, Party, Russian, Shill, Stream, tiermaker, twitch, Viewers, Vip, virtual, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3116

Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2558	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8624
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ores Mined:	1789

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	565360	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	8310
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	61252
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.