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BlockyLagMonster Minecraft SMP: what causes this?

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to eat in real life! Join us and see if you can survive on virtual food alone, because apparently that’s all we eat here.

Rumor has it that one player spent over $200 on in-game food items, thinking it would help them survive longer in the game. Now they’re stuck with a virtual food coma and no real sustenance in sight. Will you be the next player to sacrifice their real-life meals for the sake of Minecraft glory? Join us and find out!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	3048
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	2582	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.