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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3719 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4639 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 358 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 69 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
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