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NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	4029	Dragon Eggs Found:	4912
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mines Excavated:	2612
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Love Letters Sent:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9152
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8561
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	260107	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crops Grown:	9527	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	4822	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!