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DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Crops Grown:	5149	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8113
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	2973
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	181	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3095	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!