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/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Farms Harvested:	828
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8024	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7125
Enchantments Applied:	296	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!