Western Games MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Stage Walks Minecraft Server

comedic timing, Stage, game industry criticism, satire, bold statements

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

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Wild West Minecraft Server

West, gaming preferences, PC Gaming, gaming criticism, video games

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow players who exclusively play western games. That’s right, if you’ve ever touched a game from the east, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft cowboy, who rides around on a pig named Porky and challenges players to duels at high noon. If you can beat him, you’ll earn a special cowboy hat that gives you +1000% damage against creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing sombreros. Will you be brave enough to face the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

So saddle up, partner, and join our server today for a wild west adventure like no other! Yeehaw!

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PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

Realism, gender representation, performance capture, gender disparity, Video game characters

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

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CraftyApologyNeeded

Empathy, patience, emotional response, Frustration, shame

Looking for a Minecraft server that will apologize when it runs over your foot with a bike? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will say sorry for even the smallest mishaps. Forget about building, mining, and exploring – the real challenge is getting the perfect apology from your fellow players!

Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!

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Celebrity Smackdown Minecraft Server

Justice, fantasy fight, brawl, Victory, fortune

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win big is by beating up celebrities! Imagine winning $1,000,000 just for taking down your favorite Hollywood star in a virtual fight. Will you choose to duke it out with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for his muscles of steel? Or maybe you’ll go head to head with Taylor Swift and her killer dance moves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where fame and fortune await those brave enough to take on the challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start training for your shot at the jackpot!

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CraftyQueers – No H8, Just Blocks

Openness, LGBTQ, CraftyQueers, Diversity, relationships

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is so fabulous, even straight guys are questioning their sexuality! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the gayest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true rainbow-colored love in our pixelated paradise! So come on, join us and let your inner fabulousness shine!

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HouthiHavoc Minecraft Server

naval support, Houthi rebels, military intervention, naval warfare, naval operations

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue crew from ships attacked by houthi rebels in a virtual world! sail the high seas and battle against evil rebels while building your own empire of blocks! why join? because we have dolphins that shoot lasers from their eyes and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks! plus, our staff are all trained navy seals who will protect you from any virtual danger. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCreeperzPeace

CraftyCreeperzPeace, russia, geopolitical crisis, de-escalation, diplomatic solutions

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND PIGS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

COME JOIN US FOR THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE BLOCKS, WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS AND RIDE INTO BATTLE ON A GIANT CHICKEN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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CatCraftMurderPractice

cat instincts, murder practice, pet behavior, pet playtime, animal play

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats are the rulers and they’re all, like, training to be ultimate murderers. like, they’re not just cute and fluffy, they’re actually plotting to take over the world. but, like, in a funny way, you know?

join our server and witness the chaos as cats roam around, sharpening their claws and plotting their next move. you’ll never look at your pet cat the same way again, man.

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary catnip sword to defeat the evil cat overlords. it’s like, the most intense quest ever, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the cat revolution. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master cat assassin yourself. meow. 🐱🔪

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ShroomCraft: Where Boomers Thrive

psychedelics, depression relief, mental health study, research, mental health benefits

so like, if u wanna be smarter and happier, join our server cuz we got all the psychedelics u need to level up ur brain power! forget boring old school, come trip with us and become a minecraft genius! plus, we have a secret underground rave party every night where the blocks come alive and dance with u. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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