Join us for epic adventures and insane builds that will blow your mind. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves tamed with bones.
And if you need a break from all the blocky action, we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your virtual minecart.
So why join our server? Because we promise more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
imagine building your own virtual cigarette factory and trading smokes with other players for diamonds and emeralds. or maybe you want to start a virtual war with your friends over who gets the last pack of Marlboros.
our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a warzone but with less explosions and more blocky pigs. join now and experience the chaos and craziness of our cigarette-themed minecraft world. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you run out of cigarettes, then you might regret it a little).
our server is scientifically proven to improve physical and mental health, with research showing that playing minecraft can actually make you happier and healthier! who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am i right?
join us now and experience the brain-boosting power of minecraft! build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual sheep. the possibilities are endless on our server! so what are you waiting for? come join us and start your journey to a happier, healthier you!
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
| Website | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ |
| Discord | https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord |
UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!
A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using hacks will be banned.
A: No, UneasyVanilla is a pure vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.
A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.
A: Yes, players can form alliances and team up with other players on the server.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, participate in epic dance battles with skeletons, and build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.
So what are you waiting for? Turn on your computer and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of rubbing your pixelated cock on all sorts of blocky surfaces. From towering castles to deep underground caves, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your virtual adventures with.
So come on, join our server and show off your non-traditional virginity with pride. Who needs penis in vagina or anus sex when you can have a whole world of fun right at your fingertips?
