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Azure Isles Minecraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, alg, Augment Guide, azur lane, Azur Lane General, AZURE, Bisoku Zenshin S2, Bremerton, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fancy ASMR, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Giulio Cesare, Guild Spreadsheet, Isles, Lore, maid skin, Meta, Minecraft, noshiro, Private Dorm, pvp guide, Roon, Secrets, Shimanto, Ship Tier List, Siren Oceana, Story summary, Taihou, Weser, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Like, imagine sailing the high seas with Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin – it’s like a cruise mission, but in Minecraft! And don’t even get me started on Taihou META, she’s dropping on 12/12 and she’s gonna blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We got secrets like Bremerton and ShimantoNoshiro Private Dorm, and Roon ASMR dropping on 12/28 – it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. And if you’re into Siren Oceana and Bisoku Zenshin S2, then this server is the place to be.

Just remember to bind your account, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates – we don’t want that, do we? And hey, we don’t have our own Discord, ’cause we’re too cool for that.

Check out our ship tier list, equipment guide, fleet builder, PvP guide, and so much more – we got all the resources you need to dominate the game. Plus, we got a wiki, story summary, and lore to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it forever. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crops Grown:	2727	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	4981
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	2534
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Emeralds Found:	6464	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Votes:	9488
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	5628
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Animals Bred:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Emeralds Found:	1594
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!