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MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

#catchingup, #goodtimes, #Hagmaxxingbros, #Hagmaxxingbros we’re so back, #togetheragain, #we’re so back, action, BFF’s, Bonding, bros, celebration, EXCITEMENT, Friends, FriendshipGoals, Fun, Laughter, MaxHaggin, Memories, Nostalgia, Party, reconnect, reunion, Throwback

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	815375

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Cheating, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, grandchildren, lung cancer, lung issues, MAYHEM, MILFree, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, physical altercation, rocky relationship, separation, smoking, smoking indoors, Son, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ores Mined:	3912	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CraftyLifeHacks

BIZARRE, CraftyLifeHacks, Effective, guidance, Helpful, life advice, life hacks, odd, outlandish, quirky, strange, Strange But True, success, Surprising, Tips, Unconventional, unconventional wisdom, unexpected, Unique, unusual advice, wisdom

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	203	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Join our server for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese, or explore a hidden underwater city where the mermaids trade diamonds for seashells. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that loops through the clouds and ends with a splash in a pool of hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Talking Sheep, who will give you the most bizarre life advice you’ve ever heard – and trust us, it actually works! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

#gamer, Calliope Mori, entertainer, ForestCalliopeCraft, Gaming, hololive, Idol, illustrator, japanese, Minecraft, mori calliope, Server, Singer, streaming, the marathoning midnight hour mistress, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crops Grown:	4806

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	8771	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!