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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 955 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8406 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).