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RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

ATHs, bag holders, cut rates, Edition, emergency rate cut, fair market, federal reserve, financial news, interest rates, investing, market analysis, market expectations, market manipulation, market pumps, market reactions, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, Powell, RateCutPowell, smp, stock market, Trading

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	886	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DumbestMC, dumbfounded, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, quotes, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, smp, stupid, Unintelligent

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Towns Built:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3216
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	3396
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1360	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Towns Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Potions Brewed:	90	Zombie Dances:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	808	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	75	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!