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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
