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NaiveMomNoMoreMC

acceptance, asl, blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deaf, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family counseling, family dynamics, Honesty, learning disabilities, Miscommunication., NaiveMomNoMoreMC, parental relationships, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Animals Bred:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	8293	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can communicate with your fellow players in ASL? Look no further! Join our server where everyone speaks in ASL, just like in real life!

Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.

Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!

CraftyCash100

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	99154
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	2511
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of grinding in real life to make some cash? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a unique opportunity to make $100 in the blink of an eye! Just join our server and mine some virtual diamonds, then trade them with our NPC villagers for real money! It’s like a virtual diamond heist without the risk of getting caught by the virtual police!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.

So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?

AvennCraft: $1M Confiscated!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server and become as rich as a russian oligarch! we got treasures worth almost $1 million just waiting for you to confiscate them! build your own empire and rule over the land like a true oligarch. but be warned, the uk might come after your riches so better hide them well! join now for a wild ride filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of drama. who knows, you might even become the next avenn of minecraft!

BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	7423	Star Shards Collected:	147
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!