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13YearOldMeSaysLOL
Remember when you were 13 and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? Now you can relive those glory days on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Dance your way to victory as you battle this funky foe in the ultimate showdown. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with candy and rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your inner 13 year old self run wild in a world where anything is possible. Trust us, your younger self would be so proud.
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HouseArrestMC Server
so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
KremlinCraft: KurskShelters
come join our epic minecraft server where we build concrete shelters like russia in kursk! protect yourself from ukrainian incursions while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above ground. join now for the ultimate survival experience and maybe you’ll even find putin hiding in one of our shelters! it’s a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some intense gaming! -
BlazeCraft: Reversing Brain Aging with THC
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like a young mouse again? well, this server is the place for u! we got that good good cannabis compound that will make ur brain feel like it’s back in its prime. forget about aging, forget about responsibilities, just come on in and let the THC do its magic. ur brain will be rejuvenated, ur cognitive function will be on point, and u’ll be building epic structures in no time. join us now and experience the ultimate brain boost like never before! -
DemocracyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s rallies? Look no further, because our server is HUUUGE! Join us and build the greatest virtual wall Minecraft has ever seen, and make Minecraft great again, again!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that President Trump himself will be making a special appearance in the game to deliver a press conference on how to mine for diamonds like a boss. Plus, you might even get to team up with Elon Musk for some intergalactic adventures in the Minecraft universe.
So why join our server? Because we believe in winning, in making Minecraft great again, and in building the best virtual economy Asheville, NC has ever seen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly historic, like a Minecraft server run by the one and only President Donald J. Trump! #BuildThatWall #MineForDiamonds #MAGA2024
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Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Adventures
Welcome to the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans. From Froot who will prank you with exploding fruit to GEEGA who will challenge you to a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
Haruka is known for her epic roller coaster builds that will make you scream with delight, while Hime’s castle is filled with secret passages and treasure chests just waiting to be discovered.
But watch out for Kson, who is always plotting some crazy scheme to take over the server, and Kuro, who will challenge you to a duel with his trusty diamond sword.
So come join us on the Lollipop Edition Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have everyone bowing down to you in awe. See you in the game!
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RoomieCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a real-life drama filled with passive-aggressive roommates and unrealistic expectations? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your roommate troubles behind!On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you to clean up after yourself. No more arguments over who didn’t do the dishes or who left their laundry in the dryer for too long. It’s a paradise where you can focus on your own happiness and creativity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a realm where pigs fly and cows dance!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to roommate drama forever. Trust me, your therapist would approve 😉
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SisterSass-FreeWedding
Are you tired of dealing with family drama like a soap opera in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life negativity behind!On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental sisters or disapproving parents. No more snide comments about your fiancé’s job as a freelance illustrator – here, he can be the king of his own artistic kingdom!
And if anyone dares to criticize your choices, you can simply ban them from your virtual wedding extravaganza! Imagine the satisfaction of kicking out your sister for her rude comments – virtually, of course.
So come join us on our server and say “I do” to a drama-free Minecraft wedding experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun and creativity in the virtual world?
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CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?
come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.