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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 4721 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.
Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?
So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!