WEIRD STRICT DAD vs The MOST Secured House In Minecraft! Minecraft Servers

WEIRD STRICT DAD vs The MOST Secured House In Minecraft! Minecraft Servers

  • Puppy-Free Zone MC

    Puppy-Free Zone MC
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 4721
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

    Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

    So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

    SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 650
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Towns Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4527
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

    Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

    Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8926
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Crops Grown: 9087 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baby Mind Rethink

    Baby Mind Rethink
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9960
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Votes: 2159 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1029
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 1890 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
    Server Type Semi Anarchy Survival
    Server Features
    • Normal mode default 70 mobs per player
    • Never resetting world
    • Large biomes 500k limit for now
    • Shop & Sell gui’s
    • Player to Player Auction House
    • Chat Games for prizes
    • Skills & Abilities
    • Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat
    • No Spawn
    • No land claims
    • No pay to win
    • /home up to 3
    • Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
    Rules No Cheating or Hack Mods
    Clients Optifine, Vanilla
    Join Today semianarchy.com
    Java Version 1.21.4
    Server Location US EAST

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

    A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

    A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

    Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

    A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

    Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

    A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

    Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

    A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

    Q: How many homes can players set?

    A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Starlight Haven 1.21.4

    Starlight Haven 1.21.4
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6325
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Animals Bred: 73
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

    We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4114
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

    Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

    Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

    So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendBillGriefCraft

    FriendBillGriefCraft
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 5162
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Star Shards Collected: 113 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

    We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

    Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

    ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2437
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

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  • CraftyLoveSurprise

    CraftyLoveSurprise
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 1194
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other surprising you with boring gifts like flowers or chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, your significant other can surprise you with a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Who needs real-life surprises when you can have virtual extravagance?

    Join our server and experience the ultimate surprise of your significant other building a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps just for you. Forget about date nights, on our server, you can go on epic adventures together, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons side by side.

    So why settle for mundane surprises when you can join our server and be amazed by the insane creativity and dedication of your significant other? Who knows, maybe they’ll even build you a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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