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Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Buildings Constructed:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3717	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

DigStraightDown

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	8

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Potions Brewed:	89	Dragon Eggs Found:	4881
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!