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HermitRuins: Where the ruins are fresher than the coffee – 1.21 vanilla, whitelisted, 16+

2023, age, application, coffee, Community, Discord, Drama, form, fresher, Game Nights, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, HermitRuins, Mature, Mob Heads, multiplayer, player head drops, Players, Projects, protected, ruins, Server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Server Name	HermitRuins
Established	2023
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Community	Relaxed and joyful

Overview

HermitRuins is a relaxed and joyful community full of players from around the world. The server is based on the principles of Hermitcraft, offering a safe and laid-back environment for players to enjoy classic Vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join HermitRuins?

To join HermitRuins, you will need to fill out a short form and be at least 16 years old. Once you have completed the form, you will be whitelisted on the server.

2. What sets HermitRuins apart from other servers?

HermitRuins prides itself on its classic Vanilla gameplay, mature community, and regular server-wide events. We also have some quality of life data packs to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. When does the new season start?

The new season is expected to start in a week or two. Join our Discord and fill out the application to be a part of the community in time for the new season.

4. Are griefing and drama allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing and drama. We expect all members to be respectful and mature while playing on the server.

5. Can I participate in server-wide projects and game nights?

Absolutely! We welcome all players to join in on server-wide events and projects. It’s a great way to get involved in the community and have fun with other members.

MoneyHungryFauna Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, emotional detachment, Exploitation, Fauna, financial gain, Greed, Heartless, insincerity, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyHungryFauna, Opportunistic, relationships, Selfishness, Server, uncaring., unfeeling, User

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the animals are out to get you! Forget about peaceful coexistence, these creatures are only interested in your diamonds and emeralds. Fauna is the queen bee of this server and she’s not afraid to show it. She’ll charm you with her cute looks but deep down, she’s just after your hard-earned cash.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and show Fauna who’s boss. Take on epic quests to outsmart the conniving animals and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. Will you be able to survive the treacherous challenges and emerge victorious? Only time will tell on this wild and unpredictable server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

HappyTJoP Minecraft Server

Anon, appreciation, cheerful, Community, GLAD, Good Vibes, Grateful, gratefulness, Happiness, Happy, HappyTJoP, Join, joy, joyfulness, little., Minecraft, positive vibes, positivity, Server, thankfulness, Thread, TJoP, Today

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	5798
Buildings Constructed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than ever before! Join us on this magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn).

Looking for a server where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! We even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT just for fun? Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers with their ninja skills.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

SisSaver Minecraft Server

attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sister

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.

But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!

So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	547555	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Dragon Eggs Found:	6523	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3584	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.