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  • ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

    ”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8576
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Emeralds Found: 852
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Buildings Constructed: 32

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

    So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

    BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 1769
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

    F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 934
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5241
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

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    LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Redstone Revolution

    Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9826
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Ores Mined: 3644 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebiasCraft: The Science Server

    DebiasCraft: The Science Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2407
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

    Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6853
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

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    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft16: No Takebacks

    MomCraft16: No Takebacks
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4284
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 145 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1629 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can finally feel appreciated and loved? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where parents actually acknowledge your existence and don’t play favorites with your siblings. Our server is a safe haven for all the neglected children out there who just want a little bit of attention.

    Forget about expensive gifts and lavish outings with your sisters, on our server, YOU are the star! No more being left out of family photos or feeling like the odd one out. Here, you will be treated like the precious gem that you are.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a new family where you are truly valued and appreciated. Who needs a mother’s locket with only your sisters’ photos when you can have a whole community that adores you? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one neglected child at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBreakersAnonymous

    BlockBreakersAnonymous
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7887
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8625 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being cheated on in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is so secure, even your virtual partner won’t be able to cheat on you.

    Picture this: you’re building a beautiful house with your virtual partner, when suddenly you catch them flirting with another player. But fear not, on our server, you can simply kick them out of your house and build a giant wall around them so they can never escape. Cheating problem solved!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic virtual battles where you can take out all your anger and frustration on other players. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

    So come join our server today and say goodbye to being cheated on in real life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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