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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	2138
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4302
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Towns Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	6613	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

argentina, Argentine Senate, Budget, economics, financial reform, fiscal policy, Government, legislation, opposition, pension spending increase, PensionPayoutsMC, political impact, Politics, President Milei, public spending, radical austerity, Retirement, ruling party, Server, social programs, social security, Welfare

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	198	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

border crossing closure, border crossing disruption, border security, BorderCraftRailz, bridge collapse aftermath, bridge collapse incident, bridge collapse investigation, bridge inspection, bridge maintenance, cross-border incident, emergency response, infrastructure failure, North American railways, Rail bridge collapse, rail transport, railway safety, structural engineering, transportation disruption, transportation infrastructure, transportation news, US-Canada border

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	133
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!