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Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6580	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3439	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	4901	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	676472	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!