Weight Gain Diet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6683
Dragon Eggs Found:	3574	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	3743	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	2258	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Astral Projections Made:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!