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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9312 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your disastrous bar and join a world where the only cockroaches you’ll find are the ones you can tame and ride into battle!
On our server, your chicken won’t be a health hazard at 48 degrees – in fact, it’ll be a powerful ally in your quest for survival. And forget about managers walking around doing nothing – on our server, you’re the boss and you can create your own rules!
No more burnt nachos or slow bartenders here – just epic adventures, hilarious moments, and a community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about your real-life problems. So come join us and leave behind the drama of your bar job – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base ever!
