Weighing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why Java? Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Votes:	9499	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Farms Harvested:	868

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	3787	Farms Harvested:	157
Ores Mined:	8328	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9947
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	422	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7024
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	922
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	8157	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!