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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5052 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4695 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!