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ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Animals Bred:	59	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

communication skills, conversation starters, coping strategies, Creepercraft, emotional honesty, emotional intelligence, good response, how are you, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not good, personal boundaries, polite response, positive thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, small talk, social etiquette, support systems, well-being

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1611	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1355
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1951	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	743634

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!