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LootocracyCraft

China, Chinese, Competition, Confidence, culture, economic growth, Economy, education, Government, income inequality, leadership, LootocracyCraft, Meritocracy, opportunity, Politics, social mobility, society, success, Surveys, trends, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	117
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!

EarthBumpsCraft

Adventure, bumpy roads, EarthBumpsCraft, Exploration, highway, Journey, landscape, Nature, outdoors, road trip, road trip essentials, road trip playlist, road trip snacks, road trip vibes, scenic route, Transportation, travel, Travel Photography, travel quotes, uneven terrain, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!

we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?

and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.

so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

child abuse, court case, CraftyClassroom, crime, criminal charges, Exploitation, female teacher, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, misconduct, New Jersey, news article, predator, rape, scandal, School, Server, sexual assault, special education, teacher-student relationship, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

22H2, 24H2, 3G, adsl, AI NPUs, apps, baby duck, DuckCraft, Internet Explorer, ipv4, LTSC versions, Minecraft, next generation, Non Chromium Edge, PC, Server, Targets, theory, turbo duck, windows 10, windows 11, windows 7, windows 8.1

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8598	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1684
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

Accountability, AMERICANS, collusion, election manipulation, government corruption, investigative journalism, julian assange, mainstream media, Media, Minecraft, news coverage, Pardon, PixelPardon, political scandal, reddit, russian interference, Server, sworn testimony, transparency, trump, truth-seeking, us elections, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

authoritarian threat, authoritarianism, Censorship, Challenges, Corruption, CraftyDemocracy, Democracy, democracy advocacy, democracy protection, freedom, Global, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, India politics, International, Nations, Political, Protect Democracy, threat assessment, US group

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2374
Votes:	9158	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female gamers, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, survival mode, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xmif.vanillaboxmc.ru

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

44985USNC9SB4499RNB6D9SB4MPSZ, ANURBT5, BT459RHNS6, CATCHABOOK, Drive folder, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, MQ8D4BPDR, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Trailer, U9TTLM6AVXTNDQAS, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZenlessZoneZero, ZZZ stickers, ZZZ2024, ZZZFREE100, ZZZTVCM

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	4232
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	7741
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

career burnout, career dissatisfaction, career fulfillment, career longevity, daily grind, don’t want to go to work, feeling overwhelmed, job dissatisfaction, job dread, job frustration, lack of motivation, long term career, Minecraft, NoWorkToday, Server, work, work dread, work exhaustion, work stress, work struggles, Work Woes, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!