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Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	818
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ores Mined:	5462	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	1094
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Votes:	3899
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	3175
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crops Grown:	8374
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	261	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	7

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	457	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	654
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!