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VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

arousal, biological female, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, female anatomy, forbidden act, INTIMATE, Lust, male desire, PENETRATION, physical connection, Pleasure, primal urge, seduction, sexual act, sexual desire, taboo, vegana, VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP, weener

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Void Armor Forged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Love Letters Sent:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crops Grown:	5590
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	192	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4669	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2963	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Emeralds Found:	7898
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3077

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!