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BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mines Excavated:	2567
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7059	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Farms Harvested:	796	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	928732	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9665
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2603	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dimension Hops:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2020
Ores Mined:	2604	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.