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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3171 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Mines Excavated: | 2567 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!