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Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

2 million viewers, audience favorite, british humor, british television, British TV, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, entertainment industry, hilarious, Hit, hit show, laugh out loud, Minecraft, must watch, popular series, smp, television, top rated, TV industry, TV watching, UK comedy, Watching, weekly entertainment, weekly ratings

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	1469	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

Crafty Pill Popper Server

addiction, antidepressant, climbed, Crafty, deaths, Drugs, Healthcare, medication, mental health, overdose, pharmaceuticals, pill, Popper, prescription drugs, public health, research, Server, side effects, statistics, substance abuse, Suicide risk, two decades, US, warning signs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

What is the IP for Zaryee Minecraft Server?

Airplane, baby, back to school, Beach, Birthday, Birthday Party, black family, bloxburg, Bloxburgfamily, Bloxburgroleplay, camera phone, Church, Family Reunion, Fight, first day of school, free, Gender Reveal, grocery shopping, Halloween, House, house hunting, houseshopping, Hurricane, Minecraft, Moving, Moving Day, newborn, night routine, Phone, Pool day, pool party, Pregnant, roblox, Roleplay, School, Server, sharing, Summer, Target, Toddler, Tornado, Twins, upload, vacation, Video, video phone, Walmart, Zaryee

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ores Mined:	8366
Enchantments Applied:	248	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	167
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	2566	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

MD90

Dutch, LIVESTREAMS, MD90, MeesterDennis90, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	5360	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

MD90 Survival Multiplayer Server. A Dutch server where MeesterDennis90 livestreams. Would you like to join!? Come quickly and watch Dennis’ streams!

play.md90.nl

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Commitment, Dedication, Experience, Expertise, Game, get good, growth, Improvement, learning curve, long tail, Mastery, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, Practice, proficiency, REQUIRES, Server, skill, SkillzCraft, Training, Years

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you can become a pro in just a few days? Well, look no further because our server will make you work for it! We’re talking years of dedication and hard work to even stand a chance at being considered decent. But hey, who needs a social life when you can spend all your time perfecting your block-building skills?

Join us and embark on the epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Rumor has it that only those who have sacrificed their sleep, sanity, and possibly a few friendships will be able to reach the top. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of worthy opponents. Legend has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you unimaginable riches and power. Or maybe just a cool hat, who knows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, patience is key. And maybe a little bit of luck. And possibly a sacrificial offering to the Minecraft gods. But mostly patience.

Siblings Luke and Leia Minecraft SMP

Character development, family, film analysis, george lucas, jedi, Leia, Leia Organa, long lost siblings, luke, Luke Skywalker, Minecraft, movie plot, movie trivia, original trilogy, plot twist, science fiction, Siblings, Skywalker family, smp, space opera, Star Wars, storytelling, the force

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1537	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a galaxy far, far away! Join us for a chance to build epic bases, battle against mobs, and uncover the mystery of why Luke and Leia were made siblings in the first place.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding with laughter. Will you be brave enough to face him and find out the truth behind this strange sibling twist?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even uncover the hidden treasure that lies beneath the dance floor.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unravel the mysteries of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the force may be strong with you, but watch out for those pesky Endermen – they love to photobomb your selfies!

MineCraftMingle Server

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, commuting, DATING, dating app, dating etiquette, dating norms, dating site, Disappointment, disappointment in dating, Expectations, Fare, first date, long distance, MinecraftMingle, online dating, paying for date, Server, splitting the bill, Transportation, volunteer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	61	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of dating apps that lead to awkward situations like splitting the bill and unexpected transportation fees? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you won’t encounter any of those issues!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream date without worrying about who pays for what. Want to create a romantic dinner under the stars? Go for it! Need a cozy movie night setup? We’ve got you covered! And the best part is, everything is free! No unexpected charges or hidden fees here.

So say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real-life date when you can have a virtual one that’s drama-free and full of fun? Join now and start building your perfect date night!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, bathroom rights, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability etiquette, disability rights, disabled toilet, invisible disability, Invisible illness, privacy, public restroom, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom consideration, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom needs, restroom usage, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their disability may be!

We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.

And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!

So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!

CokeTerrorist Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, Beverage, Coca Cola, CokeTerrorist, Conflict, current events, extremism, international relations, Israeli forces, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, News, october 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, Soda, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	7464	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	98467	Enchantments Applied:	276
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against coca-cola drinking terrorists and save the world from their fizzy wrath! our israeli forces are ready to take them down and bring peace to the land of blocks. come join the fun and show off your building skills while fighting off the soda-loving bad guys. who knew minecraft could be so intense and refreshing at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

KidzCraftMurderMystery

children, Commander, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, idf, Israel, Justice, Kids, KidzCraftMurderMystery, killing, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, murder, october 7, palestine, RETALIATION, Revenge, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	295	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay evil commanders like the IDF slayed that Hamas dude who murdered a man in front of his kids! we’re all about justice and revenge here, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the server for you! plus, we have the best loot and the craziest adventures waiting for you. don’t miss out on the action, join now and show those bad guys who’s boss!

Vampires Heal Better Than Doctors

Alternative Medicine, blood transfusions, DOCTORS, FANTASY, Futuristic technology, heal, healing, healthcare advancements, healthcare costs, healthcare efficiency, healthcare implications, healthcare industry, healthcare innovations, healthcare reform, healthcare revolution, healthcare system, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical miracles, Supernatural, tv shows, vampire blood, Vampires

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	147	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

haha u ever wanted to be a vampire in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat! u can suck blood and heal urself like u in a dang TV show. forget about going to the doctor, just drink some blood and u good to go! join now and be a vampire doctor in dis wacky minecraft world!