Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Votes:	9187	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	102
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

600k, activism, basic needs, Civil unrest, community support, Crisis, Cuba, Cubans, demonstrations, drinking water, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, political turmoil, POVERTY, PROTESTS, public health, Social Issues, Thirst, ThirstCraft, Water, water scarcity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	70	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9903
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Ancient, antique, cellphone, classic, club, Communication, Craft, historical, Nostalgia, obsolete, Old fashioned, old object, Outdated, PALS, past, PHONES, PIXEL, relic, Retro, single feature, Technology, Throwback, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9025
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).

Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.

So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!

LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays

case-control study, delayed diagnosis, delayed treatment, Delays, Diagnosis, Doctor, GP visits, Healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare-seeking behaviour, Imaging, Lyme Disease, Lyme neuroborreliosis, LymeCraft, medical imaging, nationwide study, neuroborreliosis, Pain, PAINFUL, patient, pixels, specialist care, specialist visits, Symptoms, vague symptoms

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mines Excavated:	3646
Enchantments Applied:	62	Animals Bred:	171
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures and crazy shenanigans!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!

we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Windpress is a digital marketing agency that specializes in helping businesses grow their online presence and reach their target audience. With a team of experienced professionals, Windpress offers services such as social media management, search engine optimization, and content creation. They are dedicated to delivering top-notch results and helping clients achieve their marketing goals.

Which servers are comparable to Shaded ?

Active, bedrock edition, Community, Development, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, gameplay, java edition, multiplayer, new, player interactions, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, Simple, Survival, Unique, up to date

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ores Mined:	8985	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

SerenityMC – SerenityMC offers a similar survival experience with a focus on community building and player interactions. With regular updates and events, players can enjoy a dynamic and engaging gameplay experience.
PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a mix of Minecraft and Pokemon, PixelmonCraft is a great choice. With a custom modpack that adds Pokemon into the game, players can explore a world full of creatures to catch and train.
Hermitcraft – Hermitcraft is a popular whitelisted server with a focus on creativity and collaboration. Players can join a thriving community of content creators and participate in various projects and challenges.
Wynncraft – Wynncraft offers a unique MMORPG experience within Minecraft, with custom quests, dungeons, and a rich lore to explore. Players can embark on epic adventures and level up their characters in a vast open world.
TheArchon – TheArchon is a network of servers offering a variety of game modes, including factions, prisons, and skyblock. With active player communities and regular events, players can enjoy a diverse and exciting gameplay experience.

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Cannoncraft

building, building contests, buy and sell, Cannoncraft, Community, Cross-Play, Events, Events hosted, gameplay, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, public server, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Server Rules, Shops, Spawn, Suggestions, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

This server (cannoncraft) is a public server where you can do the following: 1. Build stuff, 2. PVP in the PVP arena at spawn, 3. Buy and sell stuff at the shops at spawn, 4. If enough people are on events are hosted whenever, such as PVP events, building contests, etc.

I am open to suggestions on what to add/remove to the server.

65.108.128.160:25717

Ardynfall SMP: The Semi-Wholesome Vanilla Rainbow with No Pay-to-Win and a Hint of Hermitcraft

Ardynfall, backups, close-knit, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, fresh start, hermitcraft, Hint, immersive gameplay, Legacy, Paytowin, player-run, Plugins, proximity chat, RAINBOW, SemiWholesome, Server resets, shopping district, smp, Staff Team, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	118
Ores Mined:	8562	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

ArdynFall SMP – <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/efficient/">Minecraft Server</a>

ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Brand New World	We’ve moved to a new server and are less than a week old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
Established & Close-Knit Community	Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
No Planned Server Resets	Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
100% Uptime & Regular Backups	Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
Dedicated Staff Team	A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
Player-Run Economy	Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
Exciting Events	We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our Ender Dragon fight happening at the end of the week!

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

Here’s a list of all the plugins we use:

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
durability ping
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Vtuber Watchers Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencers, Digital Media, internet personalities, Minecraft, misinterpreted, misunderstood, misunderstood content, niche audience, Online Community, online culture, online engagement, online entertainment, online fandom, online streaming, online viewing habits, Server, virtual avatars, virtual content creators., virtual personalities, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, Watchers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	2631	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	124645	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and acts like they’re the next big thing in gaming? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and those who just don’t “get it”!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama revolution and overthrowing the sheep overlords? We support you!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama King, a mythical creature who roams the land on a diamond-encrusted llama and grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire house into a giant llama-shaped disco ball!

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner llama-loving, rule-breaking, chaos-causing self, then come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence. Who needs to “get it” when you can just have a llama-tastic time instead?

Illiterate Internet Theory Minecraft SMP

Communication, communication skills, comprehension, digital divide, digital literacy, ESLs, fifteen words, illiterate, internet, Internet Theory, internet users, language barriers, language comprehension, language proficiency, Literacy, Minecraft, ONLINE, sentences, smp, theory, Understanding, web, web literacy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only language spoken is LOLspeak! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to communicate with fellow players using only memes and emojis.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!

SizzleCraft: BurntSausageBlame

anger, Apology, burnt sausages, BurntSausageBlame, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, Cooking, cooking instructions, cooking mistakes, cooking roles, household chores, kitchen mishap, meal prep, misunderstanding, relationship, resolving conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, SizzleCraft, teamwork, teamwork in relationships, working together

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as hot as the sausages in the oven? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of burnt sausages, forgotten plantains, and heated arguments over who’s at fault for a kitchen disaster.

We offer a unique experience where you can roleplay as a master chef or a kitchen disaster waiting to happen. Build your own virtual kitchen and see if you can avoid burning the sausages like our unfortunate player did.

Join now for a chance to prove your cooking skills, test your communication abilities, and see if you can handle the heat of the kitchen (both literally and figuratively). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner over who’s to blame for a virtual kitchen mishap.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the cooking chaos begin!

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