Week One Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – /cfb/ General – No Offense Edition

Alabama, arkansas, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, colorado, Edition, general, georgia, lsu, Michigan, Minecraft, Nebraska, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, Offense, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, smp, Southern Cal, texas, Texas A&M, Utah, Week One, week two, West Virginia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by college football matchups!

In Week One, you can witness Colorado take on North Dakota State in Boulder, but watch out for the NDSU Bison, they’re tougher than diamond armor! And don’t miss the showdown between #14 Clemson and #1 Georgia in Athens, where the creepers are as explosive as the fans! Plus, see #8 Penn State clash with West Virginia in Morgantown, where the mountains are as tall as the Ender Dragon!

In Week Two, prepare for the ultimate showdown between #4 Texas and #9 Michigan in Ann Arbor, where the villagers are rooting for a victory dance! And watch out for South Florida as they face off against Alabama in Tuscaloosa, where the zombies are tougher than Nick Saban’s defense! Don’t miss out on the chaos as Arkansas battles #17 Oklahoma State in Stillwater, where the pigs are flying higher than the players!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and unexpected twists! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Farms Harvested:	623
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	364
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Animals Bred:	57
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	820
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchantments Applied:	114
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	52039
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3118	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Items Found:	3234	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	4716	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Farms Harvested:	318	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	547173	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!