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WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Animals Bred:	101	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	5597
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

FactoidFrenzy Minecraft Server

astonishing facts, bizarre information, curious facts, FactoidFrenzy, fascinating tidbits, Fun facts, interesting facts, intriguing facts, little known facts, mind blowing facts, Minecraft, obscure facts, Random facts, remarkable knowledge, Server, surprising facts, Trivia, uncommon knowledge, uncommon trivia, unique facts, unknown knowledge, unusual information, weird facts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds and emeralds? It’s true! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Knights who roam the land in search of epic loot and hilarious adventures. Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RegrettableSecretsMC

BETRAYAL, confession, discretion, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, mistake, privacy, regret, RegrettableSecretsMC, relationship, secret, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spill all your juiciest secrets!

Join us and confess that time you accidentally ate a whole cake meant for your friend’s birthday, or the time you tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly (spoiler alert: it didn’t).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Secret Society of Sheep, where members dress up as sheep and plot world domination. Will you join their woolly ranks or stand against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of secrets, sheep, and shenanigans! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless someone spills the beans to a creeper).

RedstoneRiot Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Combat, Conflict, death, dies, Ex-SDF, extremism, Foreign, International, intervention, member, Military, Minecraft, News, Politics, RedstoneRiot, Russian forces, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5198	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5209

Join our epic Minecraft server and avoid the fate of this poor SDF member who thought he could take on the Russian forces in Ukraine! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about real life drama and get lost in a world of blocky adventures and epic battles. Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds hidden in the depths of the Nether – only the bravest players can find them! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDefenceEU

Alliance, border control, cooperation, CraftyDefenceEU, Cyber Security, Defense, defense spending, Europe, Gaps, Infrastructure, intelligence, Military, nato, Protection, readiness, response, SECURITY, strategy, Surveillance, Threats, vulnerabilities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

ChoreCraft: Karate Kid Edition

1980s, ChoreCraft, Chores, classic, Coming of Age, Dedication, discipline, Edition, friendship, karate, Kid, Kids, life lessons, Martial Arts, Mentorship, Movie, Mr. Miyagi, Nostalgia, older people, perseverance, The Karate Kid, Tricked, wax on wax off

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly you see this server and you’re like, “Whoa, what’s this all about?” Well, let me tell ya, this server is like the Karate Kid of Minecraft servers.

You know how the Karate Kid had to do all those crazy chores for Mr. Miyagi? Well, on this server, you gotta do all these wacky tasks for the admins. But get this, the admins are actually ancient Minecraft masters who will teach you secret techniques to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

I’m talkin’ karate-choppin’ creepers, roundhouse kickin’ zombies, and judo-flippin’ skeletons. Plus, rumor has it that if you complete all the tasks, you’ll unlock the legendary Diamond Fist of Fury, which lets you punch through bedrock like it’s butter.

So, if you wanna become a Minecraft ninja and learn from the best, join this server now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the power of karate on your side?

FlyFrenzyMC – Reduce, Reuse, Fly!

Australian scientists, bioengineering, Black soldier flies, climate change mitigation, common fly species, environmental sustainability, Fly, FlyFrenzyMC, genetic modification, genetically engineer, innovative technology, insect bioconversion, insect farming, methane emissions, organic waste, planet-warming methane, Reduce, reuse, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable solutions, waste decomposition, waste management, waste recycling, waste reduction

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	5497	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	5062	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Australian scientists be out here playin’ God and shiz, genetically engineerin’ flies to eat all our trash. Like, these flies be eatin’ up all the garbage, helpin’ save the planet from global warmin’ and stuff. And get this, they even eatin’ up that stank methane that comes from organic waste breakin’ down. It’s like a fly buffet up in here, fam. Join our Minecraft server and be part of the fly revolution, where we build a world where flies rule and trash drools. It’s gonna be lit, trust.

Therg Craft

activities, Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Diverse, dynamic, Events, Experience, game modes, in game, KitPvP, Minecraft, MONEY, Prizes, PvP, Server, Skills, Survival, Survival Games, Therg Craft, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8410	Animals Bred:	163

Welcome to Therg Craft, a dynamic Minecraft server offering a variety of exciting game modes including Survival, PvP, and BedWars. Join us for regular in-game events where you can showcase your skills and even win real money prizes. Our vibrant community and diverse activities ensure there’s always something thrilling to experience. Dive into Therg Craft and start your adventure today!

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LmaoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing with a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Lmao Who did this?

AquaFlip SMP – Dive into the Fun!

anti posts, AquaFlip, Dive, flipland, Fun, HMMMMMM, shitposting, smp, suspiciously low, under the water

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underwater flipland that only the bravest adventurers can discover! Our server is filled with hilarious shitposting and we have a strict anti-post policy because we believe in quality memes only.

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the flipland under the water and participate in epic battles against the evil anti-posters who are trying to sabotage our fun. Who knows, you might even find the legendary meme sword that can banish all bad vibes from the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world and let the laughter and chaos ensue!