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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2196	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	New Chunks Explored:	896250
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ores Mined:	3275
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2434	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He first gained recognition on his channel for his Minecraft Let’s Play videos, before branching out into other popular games such as Fortnite and Among Us. With over 17 million subscribers on YouTube, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community.

nemesys-network

Adventure, bigbuilds, bossbattles, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	New Chunks Explored:	26185
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to NEMESYS Network – the ultimate Minecraft server for modern adventurers! If you’re looking for a fresh, captivating gameplay experience full of potential, you’ve come to the right place.

Join NEMESYS Network now and discover a world full of endless possibilities. Jump into the game and start your adventure with us – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect place to build your dreams and create unforgettable memories.

Server IP: nemesys-network.com

We look forward to having you as part of our story!

nemesys-network.com

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, hoyolab, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7906
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	266

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!