Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

hoe scarers, self-made faggots, Trash, hgoon, pussyfree losers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

CraftyCats, desuarchive, hgoon, booru, Belle loves kids edition

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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BritTroops4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

geopolitical strategy, solidarity, smp, Peace efforts, global security

OMG, bro, forget about Britain and Ukraine, come join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cake! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story, bro. So ditch the real world drama and come join the most lit SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness. #MinecraftSMP4Life #CarrotWarrior

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CreepyCraft: The Dark Side of Wholesome

Wholesome, disturbing origins, unsettling facts, dark secrets, Hidden Truth

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their typical wholesome backstories? Well, look no further because our server has a twisted and disturbing backstory that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game!

Picture this: a group of innocent players stumbled upon a mysterious portal while mining for diamonds. Little did they know, this portal led them to a parallel universe where everything was backwards and twisted. Creepers were friendly, pigs were evil masterminds, and the only way to survive was to embrace the chaos.

Join our server if you dare to uncover the dark secrets lurking beneath the surface of this seemingly innocent game. Who knows what twisted adventures await you in this bizarre and unpredictable world? So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, Diplomacy, defense budget, Missiles, Starmer

lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we’d have the most epic air-defence missiles in all of block land! join our server now and help us defend against the creepers and zombies with our state-of-the-art weaponry! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to meet the legendary herobrine! #minecraftgoals #airdefencemissilesftw

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PixelPact: Ukraine Peace Deal

international relations, summit, cooperation, Peace, Diplomacy

LOL, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO, EU, and other leaders protecting ur pixel peace, bro! like, imagine building ur blocky castle without worrying about creepers blowing it up! plus, we got a secret handshake with herobrine himself, so u know it’s gonna be lit AF. join now and be part of the most secure server in the whole minecraft universe! #peaceout #minecraftforlife #herobrineapproved

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Beocraft

new world, Survival, Vibrant Community, Griefing, Vanilla

Overview
Beocraft is a long standing hermitcraft like smp. We have been operating in one way or another for 6 years now. We have built a place to relax and enjoy classic survival. And to top it off we have a new season that started yesterday.

TLDR;

🎁 6 years of community and experience
🎯 no tolerance for griefing and cheating
✅ vibrant community
👌 new world
🌍 server location in Europe, on the internet backbone. (Serbia, Novi Sad)

Enough with the marketing speak, how to join up?

How to join?

Discord invite : https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6

After joining go to ⁠#verify-here and type /verify <your minecraft nick>. And the ip is posted in the discord server itself.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How long has Beocraft been operating?	Beocraft has been operating for 6 years.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in Europe, in Serbia, Novi Sad.
Is griefing and cheating tolerated on the server?	No, there is no tolerance for griefing and cheating on Beocraft.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided invite link and follow the instructions to verify and get the server IP.

IndieCraft Empire 1.21.4

IndieCraft, indie streamers, vtuber community, 1.21.4, VOD archival

Yo, bruh, have you heard about this insane Minecraft server called Death Penalty Edition? It’s like /lig/ but for gamers who are VIPs in the indie vtuber world. We’re talking about those vtubers who have at least 500 viewers, none of that normie stuff here.

Join us if you want to be part of the elite crew who appreciate the underdogs of the streaming world. We don’t care what language they speak, as long as they’re killing it with their content.

And hey, if you’re a streamer with just 499 views, don’t worry, you might still make the cut. We’re all about supporting the rising stars in the gaming community.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through the indie vtuber universe. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up. See you on the server, my dude!

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LaundryLooterCraft

common practice, LaundryLooterCraft, laundry dilemma, app, laundry situation

join our minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of communal laundry machines! our virtual world has unlimited washing and drying machines for all your pixelated clothes! no more waiting for someone to move their laundry so you can do yours! plus, we have a special feature where you can track your virtual laundry and get notified when it’s done! say goodbye to laundry room conflicts and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! come join us and leave the real world laundry drama behind!

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StingScratchBite Minecraft SMP

animal scratch, animal bite, Minecraft, wasp bite, animal sting

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds and out of nowhere this creeper came up and exploded right in my face, it was so crazy! But don’t worry, our admin is like a superhero and saved me with a golden apple, it was lit AF.

And let me tell you about the time I was exploring the nether and accidentally punched a pigman, they all came after me like a swarm of angry bees, it was terrifying but also kinda hilarious. But yeah, if you wanna have insane adventures like that, you gotta join this server ASAP.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of crazy moments and epic fails, this Minecraft SMP is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of getting wrecked by a bunch of zombies or falling into a pit of lava, but that’s just part of the fun, amirite? Let’s goooo!

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Weeby Eternal Virgins

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