weeby eternal virgins Minecraft Servers

weeby eternal virgins Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

    Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6341
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7643
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Star Shards Collected: 293
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 99
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land

    Chaos and Carnage in Murk PVP Land
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9703
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Murk PVP Minecraft Server

    Server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best
    Discord https://discord.gg/VXNX9py7

    Join our NEW map!

    Murk PVP with a brand new map and a fresh MCTOP.

    🔹 Server Features:

    • PvP Survival: Test your skills against other players in a challenging survival setting
    • MCMMO Installed: Level up your swords, axes fists and a bunch of other skills, do more damage the higher level you are, runescape style! Mobs scale the further you are from spawn and the higher level you are so be ready.
    • Community-Focused: We are a new server looking to grow and foster a friendly and active community, dedicated players will be open to rank promotions
    • Moderator Opportunities: As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.

    Why Join Us?

    • Fresh Start: Be among the first to join and help shape the community from the ground up. Put your name on MCTOP for everyone else to see!
    • Active Development: We’re constantly improving and adding new features based on player feedback.
    • Supportive Community: Meet new friends and enjoy the game together in a supportive environment.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply use the server IP Murkpvp.minecraft.best to connect to the server.
    Can I apply to be a moderator? As our server grows, we will be looking for dedicated players to join our moderation team. Show us you’re a loyal player and you might have the chance to become a player moderator.
    What sets this server apart? Our server features PvP Survival, MCMMO skills, a community-focused environment, and opportunities for growth within the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a completely insane and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    Join us as we embark on a wild journey where the Japanese have destroyed a base in Hawaii, leading to a quest to save the Jews and homosexuals by defeating the majority of white Europeans. But wait, there’s more! America is evil and retarded, so we must first kill all our brethren before taking on the Japanese.

    So if you’re looking for a server with a crazy plot twist and non-stop action, come join us and be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be part of a wild adventure like this? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlock Minecraft Server

    BabyBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2420
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! We have a community so vibrant and lively, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

    So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisFrenGayBaitNoMore

    SisFrenGayBaitNoMore
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8088
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your high school? Look no further! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable relationships just like the ones in this story.

    Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of this tale. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a love triangle or uncovering secrets just like the protagonist in this drama.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your assumptions about someone’s sexuality. In fact, we encourage wild theories and outrageous accusations – it makes the game more interesting!

    So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a high school gossip circle. Who knows, you might even find your own “gay best friend” or uncover a scandal that will leave you questioning everything. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamCraft Minecraft Server

    DreamCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 4076
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3511 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of building epic castles, battling dragons, and exploring endless worlds? Well, say goodbye to counting sheep and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be able to do all that and more!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds bigger than your mom’s meatloaf. And our community is so awesome, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because we have a secret hideout for introverts.

    So, what’s the last thing you do before you go to sleep? Join our server and it’ll be dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MealManiaCraft

    MealManiaCraft
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6787
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only meal you’ll ever need is virtual steak! That’s right, our server is powered by a magical steak generator that provides endless amounts of delicious steak for all our players. Say goodbye to boring old carrots and potatoes, and hello to a lifetime supply of juicy, mouth-watering steak!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly, talking cows who will serenade you with cow-themed renditions of popular songs. Want to hear “Moo Bop” by the Cowstreet Boys? Or maybe “Udder Pressure” by Queen Bovine? Our talented bovine buddies have got you covered!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pig rollercoaster? That’s right, we’ve got pigs that can fly – and they’re ready to take you on the ride of your life! Hold on tight as you soar through the skies, dodging obstacles and collecting golden carrots along the way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of endless steak, singing cows, and flying pigs. It’s a feast for the senses – literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloneCrafters

    CloneCrafters
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic minecraft server where we turn all your gum and DNA into virtual reality! Imagine building a world with your own DNA gum clones, creating a civilization of chewed up warriors ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Will you be the ruler of the gum kingdom or will you be defeated by a sticky mess of your own making? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • REDFUCK Minecraft server

    REDFUCK Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 7003
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 247 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Votes: 8064
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “REDFUCK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    65.108.21.145:25713

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Far Far Away, where the creepers play! Join us on the vanilla SMP server now!

    Far Far Away, where the creepers play! Join us on the vanilla SMP server now!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9592
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1116 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Looking for players on our SMP world we have about 10 active daily and looking to add some fresh new players. We just opened the end yesterday and the server is only about a week old so you can still catch up!!!

    18+ only please

    https://discord.gg/fmkJVVbQ

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

    Q: Is the server only for players 18 and older?

    A: Yes, the server is only for players who are 18 years or older.

    Q: How many active players are on the server?

    A: There are about 10 active players daily on the server.

    Q: Can new players still catch up on the server?

    A: Yes, since the server is only about a week old, new players can still catch up with others.

    Q: What features does the server offer?

    A: Some features of the server include an SMP world, access to the end, and a growing community of players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MysteryCraft Server: MeruCoin 2.0! OMG Edition!

    MysteryCraft Server: MeruCoin 2.0! OMG Edition!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4751
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at our Hogwarts-themed world where you can cast spells, brew potions, and even simp for your favorite witchfus!

    Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve taken the mobile game Hgwarts Mstery and turned it into an open-source PC port made in Unity. This means we have complete control over the game engine and can remove all those pesky mobile mechanics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with bug fixes and improvements, so you’ll always have something new to discover. And if you encounter any bugs, just let us know and we’ll wave our magic wand to fix them.

    Oh, and did we mention that OpenMystery is moddable? That’s right, you can add your own spells, creatures, and quests to the game. It’s like creating your own magical world within a magical world!

    So come join us at OpenMystery, where the adventure never ends and the witchfus are always waiting for your affection. Don’t miss out on the most spellbinding Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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