weeby eternal virgins – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

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CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Belle loves kids edition, booru, censored, conditioned goons, CraftyCats, CREEPERS, desuarchive, fear, Goons, hgoon, hoe scarers, Losers, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Trash, Tread, Virgins, weeby eternal virgins

Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

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LebCraft Invasion: IDF Edition

Army, border deployment, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Edition, escalation, ground invasion, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israeli troops, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, Operation, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, threat

come join our minecraft server, where the only invasion you’ll experience is from the creepers and zombies! forget about real life drama, we’ve got virtual chaos waiting for you! our server is so lit, even israeli troops are considering joining for a break from the action. who needs a ground invasion of lebanon when you can have a blocky adventure with us? plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. if that’s not epic, we don’t know what is. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy fun on our server!

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⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)¦⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

play.zrich.ru

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May the LuckyGem be forever in your favor on this quirky vanilla server with a touch of Hermitcraft vibes

1.21, Active, Afk Farms, Builds, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, discord server, Dynmap, Events, Favor, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, LuckyGem, nether tunnel, quirky, Server, smp, Touch, Uhc, Vanilla, VIBES, voicechat mod, weekly competitions, whitelist application, Whitelisted

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on the server?

To apply to play on the server, you must join our active Discord server and submit an application there. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, there are no game altering plugins on the server. We strive to maintain a vanilla Minecraft experience for our players.

How can I travel on the server?

You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You also have the option to build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel.

Is there an economy on the server?

There is no economy plugin on the server. Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

Can I claim land on the server?

There is no land claim plugin on the server. Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

Can I donate materials to the server?

Yes, you can donate materials to the server or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

What kind of events and competitions are held on the server?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC events for our players to participate in and enjoy.

Crafty Threads – Minecraft Server

artisanal, Community, Craftsmanship, Crafty, culture, Edition, family business, family owned, family run, family traditions, Family Values, family-centered, family-focused, family-operated, family-oriented, Handmade, heritage, Italian, local ], Minecraft, Server, Small Business, Threads, Traditional

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and fun never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. It was like a scene out of a wacky cartoon, and they couldn’t stop laughing for days!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Players have tried to defeat the Diamond Dragon, but none have succeeded. Will you be the one to finally conquer this mighty beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every Friday night, we host a massive dance party in the Nether, complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up). It’s a wild, wacky, and wonderful world waiting for you to explore. See you there!

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Minecraft SMP: Real Karaboga vs Deportivo Alavés Match Thread

Alavés, Analysis, commentary, Competition, Deportivo, Deportivo Alavés, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, goals, highlights, intense rivalry, Karaboga, la liga, live updates, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Players, real, Real Karaboga, result.., Score, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected alliances.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our two rival factions: Real Karaboga and Deportivo Alavés. These two groups have been at war for centuries, battling it out in epic PvP battles and building insane structures to outdo each other. Will you join the noble knights of Real Karaboga, or the sneaky thieves of Deportivo Alavés? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by your fellow players and falling into hilarious traps?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Cooking, dinner time, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, food sharing, HangryCraft, household responsibilities, meal prep, mealtime, Minecraft, parenting, Server, sibling-in-law relationships, uncle duties

Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

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NoFamInvites4U

defending family, extended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, NoFamInvites4U, parenting, sibling rivalry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players like the precious gems they are, unlike OP’s extended family treating Jamie like a cubic zirconia! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you won’t be judged for sneezing too loudly or having too much fun.

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family dynamics, just like Jamie found solace with OP. We promise not to compare you to a quieter, neater sibling or scold you for getting messy. Instead, we encourage you to run around, get dirty, and make all the noise and messes you want!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where you’ll find the support and love that OP showed Jamie. And remember, on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough, not the bratty little shit that OP’s family made Jamie out to be. See you in the game!

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HRnightmare Minecraft SMP

challenging coworker, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, difficult colleague, difficult manager, difficult personalities, employee relations, HR, HRnightmare, human Resources, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, negative experience, office drama, professional relationships, smp, team dynamics, toxic behavior, toxic workplace, work environment, workplace challenges, workplace conflict, worst person

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the evil HR manager who once turned a staff meeting into a battle royale! Our server is a safe haven where you can mine, build, and fight off creepers without the fear of being called into a dreaded performance review. Plus, rumor has it that the HR manager is actually a secret Ender Dragon in disguise, so join us and help us defeat this monstrous foe once and for all!

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BlockyLove: No Diamonds until Marriage

ABSTINENCE, abstinence only, BlockyLove, comprehensive sex education, Contraception, diamonds, education system, falsehoods, ignorance, Marriage, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality, STDs, teen pregnancy

Are you tired of boring, old-fashioned Minecraft servers that teach you nothing but abstinence from fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to bust all those myths and give you the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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UkraineDefenseMC Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defence, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, global security, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, national security, Peacekeeping, political speeches, Server, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, UN, united nations, valedictory speech, world leaders

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!

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