New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Tattoo Drama Craft

    Tattoo Drama Craft
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2217
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 276 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

    UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6232
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyQuotez

    CraftyQuotez
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

    YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6577
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ores Mined: 9391 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 397094 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

    join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

    plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

    Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 4476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Void Armor Forged: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/buttonverse-mc/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
    Bucketable entities to save you pain
    Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

    So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I claim land to protect my builds? Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
    How does the diamond economy work? Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
    Can I teleport back home easily? Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
    What are bucketable entities? Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
    What crafting tweaks are available? We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 2639
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

    He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8123
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Crops Grown: 7969
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

    Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8967
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

    Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SweetTeachMC SMP

    SweetTeachMC SMP
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6687
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

    But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZHumorCraft

    ZHumorCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1530
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2331 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 16862 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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