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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2431 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8707 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
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