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OkayHiCraft SMP: The LOL Edition

online presence, name.., Greeting, hello, lol

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m Boxxy and I’m here to tell you about the most EPIC SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a player who built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And get this – the rollercoaster actually worked! People from all over the server would come just to ride it and marvel at its sparkly glory.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive with the treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and some friendly competition. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone wizard, or just someone who loves to explore, there’s a place for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉

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UncleBannedFromWeddingCraft

same-sex marriage, ceremony, Homophobia, social media, update

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like the uncle who got uninvited to a wedding for supporting a homophobe politician. We promise no anti-gay politicians will be crashing our server, just friendly players looking to have a good time.

Don’t let family drama ruin your Minecraft experience, join our server and build your way to happiness! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your 80-year-old grandmother would approve. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

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StinkyDelight Minecraft SMP

stinky food, flavorful odors, surprising flavors, acquired taste, foul scents

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is like a stinky cheese – it may smell bad, but it tastes oh so good!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but hey, at least we have each other’s backs when the creepers come knocking!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about cluckin’ crazy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it smells a little funky.

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QualityCraft – Save the Dying Fun!

Selflessness, Authenticity, Virtue, Fun, QualityCraft

The ability to resist joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s spreading faster than a zombie apocalypse in a village with no iron golems. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle a dragon with a sword made of enchanted bacon. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Steve shine!

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LatinVotania Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Petition, Democracy, Accountability, Government

come join dis server if u want to be part of a epic quest to find da lost treasure of da ancient llama warriors. we got llamas wearing sombreros and dancing salsa, it’s a fiesta every day! plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of tacos and pinatas.

also, did i mention we have a giant floating taco in da sky that rains guacamole? yea, it’s pretty epic. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic battle against da evil taco-stealing banditos.

so come on down to our server and let’s have a crazy time together, viva la fiesta! 🌮💃🏻🎉

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MiddleEastMadness

foreign policy, Conflict, global tensions, Defense, SECURITY

join this epic minecraft server, where we got so many fighters and warships, you’ll think you in the middle east! we got pentagon on speed dial, ready to deploy them at a moment’s notice. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you got navy warships, right? let’s goooooooo!

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DocBlockCraft

patient, healthcare provider, Beliefs, healthcare beliefs, DocBlockCraft

so, like, if u feel ur doctor be judgin u, join dis server cuz we don’t judge! we luv all da crazies and weirdos who believe in wacko stuff. like, if u think eatin dirt is good for u or if u think u can cure a cold by dancin naked under da moon, we got ur back! we be all about acceptin all da nutjobs and their wild ideas. come join us and be free to be as crazy as u want, no doctor judgin here, just good times and weird beliefs.

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Turnabout SMP: Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server for the confused chickens who forgot the Whitelist Hermitcraft-like seasoning mix!

Redstone, Anti-Stealing, Turnabout, Semi Vanilla, Server

Turnabout SMP Server Overview

Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

We are a whitelisted server and have an age minimum of 16 years old. Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore! Join us at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Join our Discord server at the link provided and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have anti-griefing plugins in place to protect the server and ensure a positive experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join Turnabout SMP?

A: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join the server.

Q: What are Mayoral Elections on the server?

A: Mayoral Elections are events where players can run for mayor of specific districts on the server and have the opportunity to lead and organize events within their district.

MineTransit Minecraft Server

accessibility, Environment, bus, Train, metro

Are you tired of riding the same old boring bus or train to work or school? Well, hop on board our Minecraft server and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever! Our server is like a magical teleportation device that will whisk you away to a world of endless adventure and excitement.

Imagine this – instead of waiting at a crowded bus stop, you could be exploring vast, beautiful landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures with your friends. And the best part? No more delays or cancellations! Our server runs 24/7, so you can jump on anytime and start your Minecraft journey.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew that pixelated creatures could bust a move like that?

So why waste your time on public transportation when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to boring commutes forever!

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BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”

oversized, COLOSSAL, Immense, extremely big, excessively large

Are you tired of playing on puny little Minecraft servers where you can practically see the edge of the world from spawn? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so massive, you’ll need a compass, a map, and a GPS just to navigate your way around. We’ve got biomes so big, you could get lost for days and never find your way back. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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