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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7284 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 120 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
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